Find the Salami

Enormous obese patient, train wreck in all sorts of ways* including a candida infection nearly continental in its extent and stench.  Nurse decides to catheterize.  Penis is located under at least 5 cm of adipose tissue: in other words it’s an innie, not an outie.  Not a good thing in a guy.

Nurse fiddles around some trying to somehow visualize the meatus. At least.

“Oh,” says the patient. “I haven’t seen my dick in years!”

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*Denies, however, diabetes. Ha.

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