The Latest in Sanitary Conveniences

The telling lines: “it extends your reach by a full eighteen inches” and “follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans.”

Dear Lord.

I know, before you tell me, about the folks with back injuries and decreased range of motion and the morbidly obese who can’t reach around.  (That there is a market for this product may represent the nadir of Western civilization.)

But still.

Dear Lord.

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