Dr. Contentious on the Correct Treatment of Delirium Tremens

Patient A in the Resus Room is thrashing around in DTs, Pt B is similarly afflicted, tremorous, diaphorectic and barely coherent. Dr. Contentious walks in and studies the situation intently.

What whacking dose of which benzo* do you want for them? we ask.

“More gin.”

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*See Glossary

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  1. #1 by Maha on Wednesday 16 December 2009 - 0038

    I wonder if gin is cheaper…
    I just finished dealing with a Twitchy McShakington who got enough benzos to sedate a whale… and he was still shaking like it was coming back in style!

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