Maybe You Want to Rephrase That

A long trying day at Triage, and at the end of it a youngish man tells the newish triage nurse about his penis problem, a Prince Albert gone sadly awry. Sounds like a cellulitis, she thinks, and writes up the triage note without thinking too deeply about it.

Chief Complaint: Swollen Penis

Which, of course is transmitted all over the department via the electronic patient tracker.

Being emergency staff, much hilarity, some of it surprisingly original vulgarity, ensues.

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