A long trying day at Triage, and at the end of it a youngish man tells the newish triage nurse about his penis problem, a Prince Albert gone sadly awry. Sounds like a cellulitis, she thinks, and writes up the triage note without thinking too deeply about it.
Chief Complaint: Swollen Penis
Which, of course is transmitted all over the department via the electronic patient tracker.
Being emergency staff, much hilarity, some of it surprisingly original vulgarity, ensues.