So we bought this fabulous new queen-sized bed and frame, eurotop and all, and all I’m left with is the fringe on the right side, so that my bum is suspended, cold and draught-prone, over the edge. This will not do, as my very important
charge nurse clinical care leader duties require excellent sleep hygiene on my part.
Thus I created this diagram to help in my analysis of the siutation (and yes, the etc. in the middle worries me just a little):
After due consideration, my conclusion: clearly, the husband must go.