Charge Mommy

A few days ago, one of my colleagues said to me after a particularly frantic day in the ED, “You guys aren’t Charge Nurses, you’re Charge Mommies.” She is right. This is what we do:

• tell all the kids don’t fight and play nice

• fix boo-boos

• give hugs as needed, or tissue

• make sure all the kids get lunch

• find things

• repair broken toys

• clean up little “accidents”

• greet guests, and ensure they’re fed and comfortable

• make sure everyone keeps the place tidy

• assign chores

• deal with the unpleasant relatives upstairs

The one thing I don’t do is enforce discipline. No spankings or time outs. I have a Manager Mommy for that.