And I Bet He’s Popular Too

The Human Hip Geyser.

Buddy comes in the other day with a draining abscess the size of a grapefruit over his right hip, all indurated, erythemous and nasty looking. Touching the thing meant jumping back three feet to avoid the exudate jetting out. Too bad if you were in the line of fire.

“Oh yeah,” says buddy.  “Was squirting people at work with it.”