So we bought this fabulous new queen-sized bed and frame, eurotop and all, and all I’m left with is the fringe on the right side, so that my bum is suspended, cold and draught-prone, over the edge. This will not do, as my very important charge nurse clinical care leader duties require excellent sleep hygiene on my part.
Thus I created this diagram to help in my analysis of the siutation (and yes, the etc. in the middle worries me just a little):
After due consideration, my conclusion: clearly, the husband must go.
Those Emergency Blues 
#1 by Maha on Wednesday 12 January 2011 - 0207
That just might be the best thing I have read all day! my boyfriend has begrudgingly accepted the fact that kitty will always get the last good night snuggle!
#2 by Jenn Jilks on Wednesday 12 January 2011 - 1938
Another good laugh.
We have a king sized bed. Ours is divided into thirds with two cats in the middle third! We automatically turn down the heat at night, and they snuggle closest to whoseever heating blanket is on the highest!